Band Names part deux

Devil's Advil Kit
Vocal gourds
Shrip to Reds
The Tulip Parade
TrainBuster
Noodle Doodle
Truck Bricks
mosstooth
bitmath

inventions

if i had a sweet laboratory where I could make things that are awesome, I would of course make sure that I had a starched white lab coat. Here are some things I might try:

1. a gadget that fits on your head with soft cushions over the ears, through which you can transfer sounds or music from other devices directly to your ears without anyone else hearing it. I think I would call it a telesounder.

2. Add a massage roller or back scratcher to the head of a guitar, so you can both rock loud & hard and relieve someone's stress simultaneously.

3. "revaser:" reverse-eraser on a pencil, so you can draw, then erase, the "revase" which means to rub over areas that you erased and it will re-draw what was originally there before being erased.

4. a super TV remote with stylus which, instead of forcing you to hit numeric keys to change the channel, allows you to spell out the channel you wish to watch, decreasing confusion and increasing precision. Instead of clumsily searching for the "2" button, you can simply grab the stylus and write out "t-w-o" on the stylus pad and the TV automatically knows you want channel 2, then it confirms your choice with a pop up window asking "are you sure you want channel 2?" to which you respond by typing "y-e-s" on the stylus pad, then voila the channel changes just like that.

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Burrito Poem

Perhaps this was not such a clever idea
I've wrapped myself up in a flour tortilla.
I'd rather be bit by a monster mosquito
Than spend all my days as a talking burrito.

Band Names

If I were starting a band today, here are a few names I would consider (some of these are from my blog post about two years ago on the same subject):

face head
DNApe
Muscles and Sweat
ear sting
Rick and the Rickled Rig's Feet
fleshpot
melt-o-rama
Diet Lava (my actual one-man-band name)
Rock Pow Crunch
Big McLargeHuge
Roberto Demente
Galactic Grape
Sasquatch and the Hairy Creations

This is an open post topic, anyone can contribute by adding a post or by commenting on this post. Look for more potential band names in future posts.